Steve Bruce declares he can keep Newcastle out of League One as Mike Ashley confirms 40,000 free season tickets (satire)

It is 20 July 2022 and Mike Ashley is looking forward to his fifteenth season owning...

Trevor Sinclair predicts what will happen at Newcastle United next season

Trevor Sinclair has been looking ahead to the new football season. The Premier League only 16...

Northumbria Police official statement – Newcastle United fan banned for 3 years

Northumbria Police have released an official statement on Wednesday morning. The statement revealing that a Newcastle...

Newcastle United transfer window – Only as strong as your weakest link

This is proving to be an intriguing Newcastle United transfer window. Around £60m committed so far,...

Allan Saint-Maximin conundrum revisited – Yet again

Eddie Howe has been talking about Allan Saint-Maximin ahead of the rapidly approaching new season. Unable...

Eddie Howe ‘honest’ with Dwight Gayle

Eddie Howe has been talking about the Dwight Gayle situation. Along with Jeff Hendrick and Ciaran...

Over in Austria – These five lessons learnt by Newcastle United

The Newcastle United pre-season got firmly underway with a trip to scenic Austria, where the players...

Nottingham Forest make public how many tickets they have for Newcastle United match

Nottingham Forest have revealed what their ticket allocation is for the game at St James’ Park....

Newcastle United transfer myths

Many Newcastle United transfer myths have existed for some time. However, fair to say that since...

Educating Newcastle United fans about friendlies

I have always enjoyed the reaction of some Newcastle United fans to friendlies. As well as...